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PHP Allstars in the general channel of the PHP.ug Slack on Tuesday, 11th Sept 2018
Frederick Vanbrabant [10:26] "we don't have time to implement integration tests, we have too much work with all the bugs in kaban atm"
is this the real life?
vranac [10:32] yes
n0xie [10:35] is this just fantasy
railto [10:36] caught in a landslide
sakaruk [10:38] no escape from reality
antonydandrea [10:43] open your eyes
vranac [10:45] commit your tests and seeeeee
tomy [10:45] I'm just a poor coder
vranac [10:46] I need no velicity
tomy [10:47] because I'm easy hack, easy fix
vranac [10:47] A little merge, little rebase
tomy [10:48] anyway the client goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
vranac [10:48] Mama, just killed a prod
tomy [10:48] put a -9 against his head
vranac [10:49] Pulled my commit, now he’s dead
sakaruk [10:49] anyway the way the code flows does not really matters to me
tomy [10:50] Mama, debug had just begun
vranac [10:50] But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away
tomy [10:50] QA, ooooo
sakaruk [10:50] But QA have broke it all away
vranac [10:51] Didn’t mean to make Devops cry
antonydandrea [10:51] If the server is not up again this time tomorrow
sakaruk [10:51] If I not fix it away this bu tomooroow
vranac [10:51] Code on, Code on, as if nothing really matters (edited)
sakaruk [10:51] Too late the client deadline has come
tomy [10:51] ladies and gentleman, the phpug band!
antonydandrea [10:52] this was glorious
Agilix [10:52] This is gold!
Frederick Vanbrabant [10:53] this is straight going on my linkedIn profile: initiated a developer parody cover band
choult [10:53] PHPreddy Mercury?