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@@ -8,3 +8,5 @@ An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whis
 
 Why did the two functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
 
+Why couldn’t the confirmed bachelor use Git? Because he was afraid to commit!
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