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package cardsagainstdiscord
func init() {
pack := &CardPack{
Name: "star-wars",
Description: "Cards Against the Force. Compiled by The Galactic Republic",
Prompts: []*PromptCard{
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s & %s. The best of both worlds.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s and chill.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s got me through the Battle of Saleucami! Ahh, the good stuff!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s helped han do the kessel run in less that 12 parsecs.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is a girls best friend.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is a Jedi's best friend.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is a trick. Send no reply.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is better in space.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is definitly better than sex!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is definitly how I'd like to see Jar Jar Binks die.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is hiding on the Millenium Falcon.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is my new safe word.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is only legal in the Outer Rim.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is strong with this one.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is the best thing to happen in the Star Wars franchise.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is the most fun anyone can have Tatooine.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is the only chance of stopping the Empire.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is the path to the dark side.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is the reason evil exists in the galaxy!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is the reason why Princess Lei was so well respected.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is the sweetest revenge.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is what got me hooked on Star Wars`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is what happens when nobody listens Luke Skywalker!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is what happens when Obi-Wan and Yoda work together.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is why Georgia Lucas Wrote Star Wars in the first place.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is why the new Star Wars movie is awesome!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is why the new Star Wars movie is sucked.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is worse than creating a clone army that can't aim.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is your weakness`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s isn't my fault! Jar Jar made me do it!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s leads to the dark side.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s made me sneeze blue milk out of my nose!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s makes the dark side seem like an attractive option.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s never fails to make the Emperor angry.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s was all Landos Fault!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s was being smuggled in the Millenium Falcon's secret compartment`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s was Darth Maul's guilty pleasure`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s was the real reason the sand people feared Ben Kenobi.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s with a Wookiee is a bad idea.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s would really help Darth Vader chill out.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s: A Star Wars Story.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s! Roger Roger.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s! That is why we’re losing this war!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. Best. Character. Ever.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. Force tested. Jedi approved.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. Good to the last drop!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. The other white meat.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `A Jedi must focus on %s when in battle`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away: %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `A romantic candlelit dinner on Naboo isn’t complete without %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Aayla Secura’s hair feels like %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Adept, I need the most anal retentive %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Admiral Motti knows that the best way to rise in the ranks of the Empire is through %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `After blowing up the Death Star the Rebels celebrated with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Ahsoka Tano dreamt of %s with Anakin Skywalker.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Anakin - "I hate you" Obi Wan - "You were my %s Anakin, Ioved you!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Anakin and Padme's relationship was as awkward as %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Anakin didnt want to kill younglings, until he found out they were doing %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Anakin enjoys %s on his days off from Jedi training.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Anakin killed the younglings because %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Anakin loves Padme's interest in %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Anakin Skywalker loves%s when he’s not %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `And I thought they smelled like %s on the outside.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Any attack by the rebels would result in %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Arye's to do list consists of %s, %s, and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `As well as killing the Jedi, Order 66 also forced %s on all stormtroopers.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `As well as the Death Star’s weakness, Galen Erso also exposed %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `As well as the plans to the Death Star the files also contained footage of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Asajj Ventress’ favorite way to assassinate someone is by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Bad idea #27: %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Bail Organa regretted adopting Leia. When she was young, all she wanted was %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Be mindful of %s Anakin. They’ll betray you.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Becoming a Jedi takes years of %s as well as %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Beep, beep, boop, beep, boop %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Before becoming the leader of the Galactic Empire, Senator Palpatine was into %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Before the dark times. Before the Empire. There was %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Being tall helps Wookiees when looking for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Boba Fett panicked when he saw %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Boba Fett relaxes with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `By far the worse thing to happen in the Star Wars universe has to be %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `C-3PO is so reliant on R2-D2, that he asks him for %s every day.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Captain Phasma’s so cool. She keeps the other stormtroopers under control by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Captain Rex never wanted to fight in the Clone Wars. He would have preferred %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Chewbacca likes %s, only hairier.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Chewbacca will often need %s to be happy.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Clone Troopers have 99 orders but %s ain't one.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Cloud city was famous for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Dagobah at night is one of the best places for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Dagobah was where Yoda first learned about %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Darth Maul enjoyed %s before battle.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Darth Maul hid on Lotho Minor along with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Darth Plagueis finally found the secret to immortality: %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Darth Vader will never allow %s on his Star Destroyer.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Did anyone else wonder why Han was smuggling %s?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Do or do not there is no try, except when %s is/are concerned.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Do, or do not. There is no %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Don't forget to save %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Don't tell the Emperor, but Vader is secretly %s when not on duty.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Don’t try to frighten us with %s, Lord Vader.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Dormé was privy to a lot of secrets. Once she saw %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Each time Chewie speaks, he is actually saying, " %s".`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Emperor Palpatine gets a certain amount of satisfaction from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Empire law now prohibits %s on Death Stars.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Enjoying %s , I do.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Episode I: The Phantom %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Episode II: Attack of %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Episode III: Revenge of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Episode IV: A New %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Episode V: %s Strikes Back`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Episode VI: Return of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Ewoks are great when you’re %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Fan fiction made Leia fantasize about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Finn’s first memory as a child was %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Following his death, Jar Jar Binks’ memorial service was only attended by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `For Father’s Day, Luke got Darth Vader %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `General Grievous always looked so miserable because of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `General Grievous enjoys%s when nobody is looking.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `General Grievous, after suffering a hit to the head, now collects %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Give her %s, immediately!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Goooood… let %s flow through you.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Governor Tarkin lied about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Grand Admiral Thrawn likes adding %s to his art collection because it reminds him of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Grand Moff Tarkin drinks to forget %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Greedo has a sixth sense. His eyes let him see %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Greedo wished he had more training with %s before trying to capture Han.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Han Solo blames %s for all his troubles.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Han Solo is wanted for %s in 12 systems!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Han Solo taught me how to smuggle %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Have you noticed that %s and %s are basically the same?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Have you seen the deepfake video showing %s on Pornhub?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Help me Obi Wan Kenobi! You're %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Herding Nerfs is easier than %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Honestly, I'd rather live on Alderaan than have to watch %s again!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `How can %s be so wrong, yet feel so right!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I am all the %s, and I am all the %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I am one with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I associate more with the Empire because of my life long desire for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I blame %s for the breakup of my last relationship.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I can't believe Disneyland created a Star Wars attraction dedicated to %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I can't believe I only noticed %s when watching Star Wars for a second time.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I cannot teach him, he is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I cant be the only one who can't stand %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I fear you underestimate %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I find your lack of %s disturbing.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I left the cinema after watching The Last Jedi and immediately asked for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I sense %s in you, Skywalker.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate. You have %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I still don't understand why a Wampa replace his arm with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I wish C-3PO was programmed to think about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I wish they made a Star Wars action figure of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I'd love to see a dance off between %s and %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I've been watching a video of %s on repeat.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I've never understood the scene that shows %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I’d love to live on Endor, even if it just means that I could experience %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I’m receiving a strange transmission. It sounds like %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `If a stormtrooper were to try stand-up comedy, their first joke should be about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `If a Wampa was to shave off all its hair it would look like %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `If I had a Padawan, I’d give them %s in the name of training.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `If into the security recordings you go, only %s will you find.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `If you only knew the power of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `If%s is going to work, we need %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In a former life, R2-D2 was used for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In a galaxy far, far, away, %s is perfectly legal.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In an early draft of the screenplay, Darth Vader’s actual line is, “Luke, I am %s"`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In light of the recent events in the Senate , we have allowed %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In the Galactic Empire, the punishment for %s is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In the next Star Wars movie we learn that the force was actually %s all along.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In the privacy of his own home, Han Solo likes %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In this household, George Lucas is worshiped like %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `It can be so devastating to find %s inside an X-wing cockpit.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `It makes sense that Han Solo comes from Corellia. All the people are %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `It's not wise upset a Wookiee. It always ends with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `It's the ship that made the Kessel Run %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `IT’S %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `It’s fun when you encounter %s with Lando Calrissian.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `It’s just about %s in the Star Wars universe.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Jabba got rid of the Rancor Pit and replaced it with %s pit.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Jabba the Hutt has a room dedicated to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Jabba’s palace was decorated with the remains of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Jango Fett’s armor was originally made from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Jar Jar Binks thought everyone loved him until he encountered %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Jedi mind tricks are to blame for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Join me, and together we can rule %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Join the Empire. We have %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Joining the Imperial fleet is awesome, because you see %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Kylo couldn't commit to the dark side until he let go of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Kylo Ren based his entire character around %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Kylo Ren changed his name because he was sick of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Kylo Ren is best known for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Kylo Ren’s real reason for his betrayal is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Longo Two Guns’ nickname as “Fastest Blaster on Tatooine” really refers to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Looking back on Return of the Jedi, it reminds me of%s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Lower your shields, I’m entering %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Luke could use the Force for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Luke managed to get through the blockade of Hoth by distracting the Imperial troops with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Luke nicknamed his Land Speeder %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Luke Skywalker still might have his hand if he relied on %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Luke, I am %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Luke. Use %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Luminous beings are we. Not %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Make %s great again!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Man who says kenobi stopped saying kenobi when %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Maz Kanata knows all to well about the need for%s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Midi-chlorians, while enabling contact with the Force, also help with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `My favorite error in the Star Wars franchise was %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `My latest force power is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `My ultimate fantasy would have to involve %s and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Nal Hutta is the number one location in the universe for people who desire %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Never underestimate the joy you get from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Next time you’re feeling down, just remember that Kylo Ren is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `No reward is worth %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Obi-Wan doesn’t recognize R2-D2 because he suffering PTSD from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Obi-Wan Kenobi first felt the force through %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Obi-Wan was thinking about %s as he left Anakin to die?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `On his days off, Captain Rex likes %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `On his first flight in an X-wing, Ello Asty felt like %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `On the night of their wedding, Anakin and Padmé enjoyed %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Once Yoda considered trying %s to stop %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `One thing's for sure, we're %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Order 62 is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Palpatine became a Sith because of his hatred of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Plo Koon blackmailed his way on to the Jedi High Council with video footage of Yoda and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Pod racing is nearly as fun as %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Poe Dameron can’t control himself when he sees %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Princess Leia decided %s would help the Rebel Alliance.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Princess Leia hid the Death Star plans with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Princess Leia would definitely choose %s over %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Princess Leia’s speech about %s was inspirational as fuck!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Qui-Gon Jinn is a master of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `R2-D2 has been programmed for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `R2-D2 saw %s on the Death Star server.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `R2-D2’s data was corrupted by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Remember that time Yoda was talking about %s?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Remember… %s will be with you. Always.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Return of the Jedi helped me when I was young. It taught me the importance of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Rey's parents are %s and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Rey’s true Father is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Scientists have recently proven that the force actually comes from %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Search your feelings and you’ll find %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Shiv Palpatine was so angry because he never truly understood %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Some of R2-D2’s high pitched beeping can only be heard by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Star Wars Battlefront was such a letdown that I’d rather play with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Star Wars clearly discriminates against %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Star Wars is the classic story of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Step 1: %s Step 2: %s Step 3: Jedi Master`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Step 1: %s Step 2: %s Step 3: Rule the Galaxy.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Strike me down and I shall grow %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Supreme Leader Snoke died because of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Supreme Leader Snoke might have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Tell me honestly. Is it weird that I masturbate to %s?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `That's not %s! It's %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The awkward moment Luke found Vader's collection of videos about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The bags under Palpatine’s eyes are actually from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Battle of Endor turned the tide of the war. Since then %s has been illegal.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Battle of Hoth was so cold that %s was impossible.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Battle of Hoth will be remembered for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The best thing about Count Dooku is that he likes %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The best way to bribe a Jedi is with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The best way to die in Star Wars would be by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The exciting new Star Wars toy collection will include %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The first thing Qui-Gon Jinn learned from Count Dooku was how to use the Force for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The first time I saw Star Wars, I was amazed by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The fog on Mimban was so thick that you couldn’t even see %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Force Awakens is simply about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The force choke is responsible for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The force is for %s and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The force is what gives a Jedi his power. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it's %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Imperial Senate decided that %s was more important than %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Imperial Senate found out that Princess Leia was afraid of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Imperial weapons facility on Eadu was also used for research into %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The inside of Darth Vader's helmet smells like %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Jedi council never believed in %s. They were wrong.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Jedi Council recently banned %s to avoid %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Last Jedi is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Millennium Falcon couldn't take off because Han hadn't finished %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The most powerful Jedi mind trick leads to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The next Death Star shoots %s instead of lasers.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The only thing better than kissing your sister is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The only thing worse than Jar Jar Binks is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The only way to unite the galaxy is through %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The opening line on Han Solo's Tinder profile mentions %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The people of Jakku celebrate the new harvest with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The people of Naboo celebrate with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The power of a lightsaber comes from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Princess is ours! Guard her well and make sure she isn’t %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The prize for the first pod race held on Malastare was %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The radiation from hyperspace causes %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Rebel Alliance recruiter promised me %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Rebel Alliance was lucky %s was here!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The rebellion began with %s, and ended with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The rebels latest secret weapon is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Republic will rejoice the ending of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The shape of the Star Destroyer always reminds me of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Sith have started teaching %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Star Wars theme park experience was so underwhelming because it includes %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Star Wars tragedy that always brings tears to my eyes involves %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The stormtroopers keep hitting %s instead of their target.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Trade Federation made their money from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Wookiee's are the only ones who truly appreciate %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `There is a special room in the Jedi temple dedicated to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `There was a whole floor dedicated to %s on the Death Star.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `There's only one thing worse than %s. It's %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `There’s a strong chance senator Bale Organa won’t get re-elected because of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `There’s only 17 letters in the Wookiee alphabet. Luckily, that’s enough to spell %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `They don't say it in the movies, but I swear Padme is allergic to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `This is Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, I regret to report that %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can one be on the council and not be a %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `This weekend, thousands of stormtroopers around the galaxy will be %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `To celebrate Disney’s acquisition of the Star Wars franchise, George Lucas invested in %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `To make a deal with Watto requires %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Trusting Faro Argyus will only result in %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru have been arrested by stormtroopers for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Under her cloak, Luminara Unduli was %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Using the force for %s always ends in %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Warwick Davis plays more characters in Star Wars than anyone else because he was the perfect height for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Watto's breath smells like %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `We can’t count on Han anymore. He’s too busy with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `We don't even know what that means! We are %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Wedge Antilles can fly any spaceship in the known galaxy. But he can’t use %s to save himself.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Well, it looks like Boba Fett is busy with %s yet again.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When %s occurs, “May The Force Be With You”.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When a Jedi gets a headache, the best cure is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When Admiral Motti was being choked by Vader, all he could think about was %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When Darth Maul got cut in half %s popped out.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When Darth Vader says he likes %s, he gets it!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When I heard JJ Abrams was directing the ninth Star Wars movie, I felt like %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When I’m done with you, I’m going to enjoy %s and throw you in the Sarlacc pit.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When my kids are old enough ill make them watch %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When Obi-Wan said, “Be mindful of your thoughts, Anakin. They’ll betray you.” It’s clear Anakin was thinking about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When the first transport got away, the Rebels cheered because it contained %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When you master the strength of the force, you will learn the importance of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Whenever I hum the Star Wars theme tune I always think of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `While Darth Vader was fighting Luke he couldn’t stop thinking about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Without %s the Rebels would never have won the Battle of Endor.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Without the Empire Strikes Back, %s wouldn't exist.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `X-Wings fighters are faster when looking for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Yoda is a Jedi Master who enjoys %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Yoda says that fear is the path to the dark side, but %s also does too.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Yoda walked in on me masturbating to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Yoda's soup is made from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `You all like %s better than me.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `You fool! I've been trained in %s by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `You know Jabba the Hut is sick in the head when he’s into %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Your sad devotion to %s has failed to conjure up the missing plans.`},
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`900 Magna Guards stored up Wat Tambor's Ass`,
`a 1977 Topps Star Wars error card`,
`a 34 week abortion`,
`a bag of Wookiee Cookies`,
`a ball of Ewok earwax`,
`a beautifully sculptured goatee`,
`a black guy robbing someone at lightsaber point`,
`a blaster pistol`,
`a blue milk enema`,
`a Boba Fett-ish`,
`a bucket of bolts`,
`a bunch of flowers to say sorry for killing your son`,
`a Chlamydia outbreak in the Ewok population`,
`a cloak made of synthfur`,
`a coin purse made from Anakin's severed testicles`,
`a confusing plot about trade that nobody really understood`,
`a couple of hours with the carbonite machine`,
`a cup of Hoth chocolate`,
`a dead AT-AT`,
`a Death Star made out of vaginas`,
`a diet consiting solely of Trandoshani flatcakes`,
`a double-bladed lightsaber`,
`a fart so potent it causes the evacuation of the Death Star`,
`a force ghost watching you masturbate`,
`a force sensitive paraplegic`,
`a full muff`,
`a gang bang with Clone Troopers`,
`a glory hole in the Mos Eisley Cantina`,
`a golden shower from Jabba the Hutt`,
`a home job Star Wars tattoo`,
`a huge, pulsating Lightsaber`,
`a Jedi concentration camp`,
`a Jedi Master's constant trolling of their students`,
`a kyber crystal powered vibrator`,
`a lightsaber circumcision`,
`a lightsaber running out of batteries mid fight`,
`a little light incest`,
`a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...`,
`a mail order bride from Tatooine`,
`a majestic score from John Williams`,
`a poorly made lightsaber`,
`a Porg giving you bedroom eyes`,
`a Porg slaughtered halal style`,
`a posh wank`,
`a public execution in Pau City`,
`a punch up between K-S0 and IG-88`,
`a racist Emperor that oversees hundreds of alien races`,
`a ransom note`,
`a rim job in the Outer Rim`,
`a risky blowjob from a Sarlacc`,
`a sad devotion to an aging religion`,
`a Sarlacc fleshlight`,
`a serious case of irritable bowel syndrome while trapped in the trash compactor`,
`a seriously underrated Y-Wing pilot`,
`a shaved Wampa`,
`a squadron of X-Wings`,
`a staged sex tape`,
`a Star Wars character with Tariq's voice and Brad Pitt's body`,
`a Star Wars Holiday Special`,
`a Star Wars/Star Trek crossover movie`,
`a storm trooper's poor aim`,
`a Stormtrooper lives matter campaign`,
`a Stormtrooper's Grindr profile`,
`a submissive B1 battle droid`,
`a subtle dick rub in public`,
`a Tauntaun sleeping bag`,
`a three point turn in the Millenium Falcon`,
`a threesome with Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru`,
`a token black Storm Trooper`,
`a trashcan shaped like Kylo Ren`,
`a trip to Kashyyk to get some wookie nookie`,
`a Wampa's alopecia`,
`a Wookie steak cooked medium rare`,
`a Wookie's Bowcaster`,
`A&E's new reality show: "Boba Fett: The Bounty Hunter"`,
`abusing Star Wars actors online`,
`accidentally buying Cards Against the Force for an 8 year old`,
`accidentally filled the car with Rhydonium instead of gas`,
`accidentally turning on a lightsaber when you're mastrubating with it`,
`activating the tractor beam`,
`Admiral Ackbar Sushi`,
`Admiral Motti begging Darth Vader to choke him again`,
`Admiral Motti choking on his own vomit`,
`Alderaan Deniers`,
`Alien VS Predator VS C3-PO`,
`Amilyn Holdo's hairdresser`,
`an accidental circumsision with a lightsaber`,
`an E-11 blaster that only shoots urine`,
`an episode of Maury featuring the Skywalker's`,
`an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours`,
`an Ewok Deathmatch`,
`an Ewok riding an AT-ST`,
`an imaginary childhood friend`,
`an Imperial Senate Bukkake scene`,
`an oestrogen fuelled fight to the death`,
`an orgy on the Death Star`,
`an outer rim job`,
`an uncontrollable urge to wet yourself`,
`an X-Wing pilot in a metal bikini`,
`Anakin Skywalker `,
`Anakin Skywalker masturbating for the first time`,
`Anakin Skywalker’s bacne`,
`Anakin Skywalker’s evil eyes`,
`Anakin Skywalker’s first pubes`,
`Anakin Skywallker's missing legs`,
`Anisoka.`,
`annoying CGI scenes`,
`annoying improbable theories about Rey's parents`,
`Arc Gang`,
`arm-wrestling Chewbacca`,
`Asajj Ventress`,
`AT-ATs going at it doggy style`,
`Aunt Beru`,
`Aunt Beru's breast milk cheese`,
`Aunt Beru's burning corpse`,
`bad parenting`,
`bashing BB-8 with a sledgehammer`,
`BB-8 slipping on sand`,
`BB-8's sexual attachments`,
`BB-8’s ball bearings`,
`beating a Jedi in a bar fight`,
`becoming a billionaire by refusing to relinquish marketing rights`,
`becoming Saw Gerrera’s sex slave`,
`being a wanted man in twelve systems`,
`being abandoned on Jakku`,
`being as blind as Maz Kanata`,
`being dominated by Phasma`,
`being genuinely attracted to Jabba the Hutt`,
`Being hunted by a tribe of bloodthirsty Ewoks.`,
`being put up for adoption`,
`being such an asshole that even the sith didnt want you`,
`being teasingly licked by Jar Jar`,
`being the only human in a Mandalorian Orgy`,
`being wanted by several bounty hunters for fucking all their Moms`,
`Ben Kenobi`,
`Bib Fortuna’s British teeth`,
`blue balls`,
`Boba Fett`,
`Boba Fett licking Han Solo's face while he was frozen in carbonite`,
`Boba Fett’s stunning array of weaponry`,
`bombing the Jedi Temple.`,
`boring missionairy sex with a Star Wars princess`,
`Boss Nass`,
`Boss Nass farting on your face`,
`bragging about kissing your sister`,
`braiding Princess Leia's pubse`,
`C-3PO`,
`C-3PO giving a golden shover`,
`calling Darth Vader "Daddy" while he force chokes you`,
`Captain Phasma`,
`Captain Rex`,
`carbonite breast implants`,
`Carrie Fisher`,
`catching genital warts from the toilet of the Millenium Falcon`,
`celebrating Life Day on Alderaan`,
`cheating in a pod race`,
`cheering when an Ewok dies`,
`Chewbacca`,
`Chewbacca's surprisingly not unpleasant body odor`,
`Chewbacca's surprisingly tidy pubes`,
`Chewbacca’s secret flap`,
`chopping Maul in half with a lightsaber.`,
`cleaning out Yoda's 800 year old ears`,
`Clone Troopers`,
`Commander Cody's crotch protector`,
`commanding an AT-AT`,
`continually having a 'bad feeling about this'`,
`Count Dooku`,
`Count Dooku's dementia`,
`Count Dooku's hipster beard`,
`Count Dooku's Viagra`,
`Count Dooku’s grey pubes`,
`counterfeit Star Wars merchandise`,
`crabby old Ben Kenobi`,
`Cry-lo Ren`,
`crying like the Rancor keeper`,
`cumming inside your girl even when she says not to`,
`cupping Ubbla Mollbro’s engorged egg sacs`,
`cutting off a Padawan's braid`,
`Dagobah Hookers`,
`Darth Jar Jar`,
`Darth Maul`,
`Darth Maul's merkin`,
`Darth Maul’s lip balm`,
`Darth Tantrum`,
`Darth Tariq`,
`Darth Vader`,
`Darth Vader's asthma`,
`Darth Vader's chain smoking`,
`Darth Vader's charred penis`,
`Darth Vader's sex appeal`,
`death sticks`,
`decapitation`,
`demanding a DNA test`,
`demanding Shmi Skywalker's birth certificate`,
`dipping your balls in a glass of Corellian whiskey`,
`discovering that Finn is a power bottom from his Grindr profile`,
`discovering who your Father is on an episode of Maury`,
`distasteful side boob`,
`doing the windmill with your flaccid penis`,
`Donald trump running the Imperial senate`,
`donkey punching Tusken Raiders`,
`drinking the sweat from a Tauntaun's balls`,
`driving your starship over the speed limit to compensate for your tiny penis`,
`droid sex`,
`dying alone`,
`eating tuna with Bib Fortuna`,
`ejaculating midichlorians`,
`Emperior Palpatine telling you to "release your anger" when you're balls deeps in his wrinkled, leathery arse`,
`Emperor Palpatine`,
`Emperor Palpatine's colostomy bag`,
`employing Luminara Unduli as a fluffer`,
`endless animated TV spin offs`,
`entombing your personal whore in carbonite`,
`everyone finally kissing and making up`,
`Ewok jerky`,
`Ewok tossing`,
`excessively force flipping during every fight scene`,
`Exposing yourself outside of a school of Jedi Younglings`,
`faking an orgasm`,
`Faro Argyus`,
`farting in your Starfighter`,
`fat shaming a Gamorrean guard`,
`feeding unruly servants to your pets`,
`feeding your pet monster`,
`fermenting cheese in Jabba’s stomach rolls`,
`finding skid marks in Leia's metal bikini`,
`finding the "Death Star plans" on Google`,
`finding Yoda's porn collection stored in R2D2's memory bank`,
`fingering the anal passage of an Ewok with constipation`,
`Finn and some casual racism`,
`Finn being beaten when in captivity because, well, you know…`,
`Finn; the token black charcater`,
`Finn's big black cock`,
`firing Nien Numb out of a canon`,
`firing Porgs from a BWing’s bombing compartment`,
`first world problems`,
`flirting with your enemies while trying to kill them`,
`force mastrubation`,
`freezing your balls off on Hoth`,
`frolicking in the hay with Snoke`,
`fucking Darth Vader's daughter`,
`fucking Padme's still warm corpse`,
`fucking the hole in Greedo’s half blown off head`,
`galactic paternity tests`,
`General Grevious`,
`General Grevious’s long lost Marlboro advert`,
`General Grievous and his highly marketable cough medicine`,
`General Hux and Kylo ren are playing a game of soggy biscuits`,
`General Hux's Nazi-esque uniform`,
`General Hux’s ginger pubes`,
`genetically engineered Bantha’s with acidic urine`,
`Geonosis freezing over`,
`George Lucas`,
`George Lucas' new edits of the movies`,
`getting a cleaning orgasm from a Vibromop`,
`getting a Han job`,
`getting a hard on when the Star Wars fanfare plays`,
`getting an erection in a stormtrooper suit`,
`getting anally probed by Kylo Ren`,
`getting aroused by the total destruction of Alderaan`,
`getting fingered by Emperor Palpatine's electric fingers`,
`getting force choked and enjoying it`,
`getting high with Han Solo’s latest shipment`,
`getting kiddy fiddled by a jedi priest`,
`getting sand in all your cracks on Tatooine`,
`getting vaginal burns from your lightsaber`,
`getting wasted on Corellian Ale`,
`getting white girl wasted`,
`giving birth to a Wookiee`,
`giving Finn a sympathy fuck`,
`giving into your anger`,
`giving Wedge Antilles a massive Wedgie`,
`Glass Mandalore`,
`going for a job interview naked to show your uniqueness`,
`Going on a long and complicated side plot that nobody understands`,
`going the opposite direction to Kylo Ren`,
`googling Star Wars characters`,
`gouging out Wicket's Big Brown eyes`,
`Governor Tarkin's waxed asshole`,
`Grand Admiral Thrawn`,
`Grand Moff Tarkin’s sweaty pits`,
`Greedo`,
`Greedo actually hitting something for a fucking change`,
`Gungan genocide`,
`Han nailing Leia on the Millennium Falcon`,
`Han Solo`,
`Han Solo's blaster`,
`Han Solo's pierced nipples`,
`Han Solo’s brown pants`,
`handing out free samples on Endor`,
`Harrison Ford`,
`having a bad feeling about something`,
`having a quick wank before the Emperor visits`,
`having anotimcally improbable inter-species sex`,
`having balls the size of the Death Star`,
`having your asshole licked by Jar Jar Bink's long, wet tongue`,
`helping pick the food out of a Rancor’s mouth`,
`hiding the most important person in the galaxy in his evil father's home planet`,
`high fiving an Ewok with poo on your hand`,
`hijacking a TIE fighter on your first date`,
`holotape of Mace Windu naked.`,
`human rights violations`,
`initiating an Order 69 with princess Leia`,
`interracial action with Finn and Rey`,
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`playing robot wars with AT-ATs`,
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`polishing C-3PO's crotch`,
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`sucking the little nodules on Greedo’s head`,
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