jokes.json

{
  "jokes": [
    "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐞🌚",
    "How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it! 🎮😂",
    "Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🤒💻",
    "Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Knock knock. (Infinite loop of dad jokes incoming!) 🔁😄",
    "I told my wife I was going to make a database joke. She said, 'SQL!' 🥁📊",
    "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25! 🎃🎄",
    "Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache! 💸💾",
    "I would tell you a TCP joke, but I would have to send it, wait for an acknowledgment, and then send it again just to make sure you got it! 📡🤖",
    "Why do Python programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C! 🐍👓",
    "What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic! 🇫🇮",
    "Why are assembly programmers always so tired? Because they're always working on the lowest level! 😴💻",
    "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem! 💡🛠️",
    "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something! 🪜😂",
    "Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments! 📞🤣",
    "What's a pirate's favorite programming language? R! 🏴‍☠️💻",
    "Why do programmers prefer iOS development? Because the Swift is strong with this one! 🍎🚀",
    "What do you call a programmer from Russia? Nerdski! 🇷🇺",
    "Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open! ❄️💻",
    "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it! 🍽️😂",
    "Why did the database administrator leave his wife? She had one-to-many relationships! 💔📊",
    "What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance! 💰🧬",
    "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C# 👓🖥️",
    "I told a PHP joke. Nobody understood it. 🤷‍♂️💻",
    "What do you call a developer who doesn't comment their code? A criminal! 🚔📝",
    "Why did the developer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays! 📦😂",
    "What's a computer's favorite beat? An algo-rhythm! 🎵💻",
    "Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? Because it's bitwise! 🍫💻",
    "I'm not a programmer. I solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand! 🧩🤓",
    "Why are quantum physicists terrible at dating? Because they're always uncertain! ⚛️❤️",
    "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝😂",
    "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆",
    "How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉",
    "Why do programmers prefer dogs? Because they can handle pointers! 🐶💻",
    "What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips! 🍟💾",
    "Why did the code go to therapy? It had too many issues! 🛋️💻",
    "What do you call a programmer from the beach? A sand-boxer! 🏖️💻",
    "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️😂",
    "What's a programmer's favorite hangout? Foo Bar! 🍺💻",
    "Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems! 📖😢",
    "How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it! 💧😇",
    "Why do programmers prefer Unix? Because it's not Windows! 🖥️🛡️",
    "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! 🪃😂",
    "Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays! 📦😅",
    "What's a computer's favorite dance? The algo-rhythm! 💃💻",
    "Why do programmers prefer binary? They're good at 0 and 1! 🔢😎",
    "What do you call a programmer from the Alps? An Algor-ithm! 🏔️💻",
    "Why was the computer late? It took the bit bus! 🚌💾"
  ]
}